Reese Witherspoon Paparazzi Vanishes... And Then Is Found

From the UPI News Service on January fifth:

"A search is under way for the photographer who skipped
out on his bail hearing. Witherspoon and her children
were allegedly accosted by Todd K. Wallace at Disney's
California Adventure park in September. He allegedly
struck one child with his camera and shoved Disney
employees who tried to come to the aid of the group.

He missed his Dec. 19 bail hearing on child
endangerment and battery counts brought in the
Witherspoon case and a Dec. 27
arraignment on a separate felony petty theft charge,
The Los Angeles Times reported.

"We have no idea where he is right now," Patrick Ahle,
an Anaheim prosecutor handling the Witherspoon
case, told The Times. "He is in the wind."

He's in the wind, allright. Uh... ashes to ashes sorta stuff. Todd just turned-up on Super Bowl Sunday. Enjoying the day all by himself. Rotting away on his couch. Dead for quite awhile in his apartment. Mmmm. Pass the dip, buddy.

His last public appearance was Dec. 6 on MSNBC's "Rita Cosby Live & Direct," during which he defended celebrity paparazzi.

I Guess Reese will miss him on this year's Oscar Red Carpet walk.