Sunday, August 27, 2006

Disneyland's New Pirates of the Caribbean Ride


The recent addition of the 'Johnny Depp pirate' to the classic Pirates of the Caribbean attraction has opened a Pandora's box of problems that the Imagineers were apparently unable to see.

Our complete review tomorrow morning...

14 Comments:

At 10:04 PM, Anonymous johnny depp's attorney said...

We're waiting for that update!

 
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous johnny depp's agent said...

When are you going to give us your review of the Pirates attraction and its inherent problems?

 
At 11:04 AM, Anonymous Johnny Depp's imagineers said...

You promised a review of Pirates and an accounting of its problems for Monday morning. We're being paid by the hour here, so please follow through!

 
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous johnny depp's impersonator & lookalike said...

Are you really Hollywood Thoughts or an impersonation? We want the Pirates review!

 
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Johnny Depp's analyst said...

You're driving my patient INSANE!!! When are you going to review the damn ride???? You're making ME crazy, too!!!! CUCKOO!!! CUCKOO!!! Review the ride!!!! CUCKOO!!!!

 
At 2:07 PM, Anonymous Johnny Depp's private eye said...

It's been eight days.

Are you still in business?

Will we get our Pirates review?

Take you're time. I'm investigating the delay but am being paid hourly and for expenses.

 
At 2:07 PM, Anonymous Johnny Depp's private eye said...

It's been eight days.

Are you still in business?

Will we get our Pirates review?

Take your time. I'm investigating the delay but am being paid hourly and for expenses.

 
At 9:47 AM, Anonymous Joe said...

Dodger Jon has become a SLACKER! Enough with the tease, what do you know that I don't? Come on Jonny, what's the deal?

 
At 9:33 AM, Anonymous Broadway Joe said...

Has DodgerJon become a blogger hater of his own blog?
Maybe he's not that Disnyfied after all.
Perhaps the world of producing television has caused him to pull away from what was an ever growing legion of fans. Talk to us Jon....let us help.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Are you away again Jon? Off working in some city in another state?
I hope you haven't given up your blog, my dear...Let your fans know, please....

 
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