Pentecostals: Say What?!?
Here's a thought:
There's a huge convention of Pentecostal Christians descending upon Los Angeles this week.
As the LA Times put it, Pentecostals are, "...known for their spontaneous, fervent, style of worship and praying aloud."
Some like to incorporate live snakes into their praying.
They also speak in tongues.
Whatever works, right?
But why L.A.?
Los Angeles, it seems, is considered the cradle of the worldwide Pentecostal movement (why do I get the feeling that the folks in the red states wouldn't be surprised to learn that fact?).
Here's my question: Why a convention? Whose idea was this?!?
As I understand it, there's no codified 'Language of Pentecostals.' Everyone has their own way of communicating with The Big Guy (or, for you DaVinci-Code-Sacred-Feminine-loving folks, 'The Big Gal').
If that's the case, how does any work get done at this conference? How do you network? Swap revelations?
I can only imagine what a typical conversation would sound like out on the convention floor...
Believer #1: 'Hello!'
Believer #2: 'Howdy... uh... Yeeeurrrp! Jesus leather nostril!'
Believer #1: 'Cha-cha-cha... damnation in the tulip patch. Bleeeeooop! Evil the dog's eyes are!'
And then they're off to the 10am snake handling panel.
Please, God, tell me Jodie Foster's "chickie-chaw-chaw" character from 'Nell' was this year's keynote speaker...
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As a pentecostal let me tell you we do not deal with snakes!!!!
And we do not speak like morons.
I'm not familiar with conventions in LA but the pentecostal conventions I go to involve churchgoers, members pastor etc coming together for fellowship, worship and outreach.
we have worksops on how to contribute more to the community and reach their needs, How to be more sensitive to the needs of others and so on.
Glad to see Ms Dee is involved in outreach.
It's slightly strange that she doesn't have knowledge of the Pentecostal usage of snakes during church meetings. Of course not all Pentecostal sects use snakes during worship, but one only need google "pentecostal snakes" and you'll immediately get several hundreds of hits documenting this practice.
Apologies if I made it sound as though Pentecostals are morons.
Clearly, they are not. They are -- at least it seems to me -- very devout persons.
However (from an outsiders point of view, at least), the language that is spoken during a church service seems VERY different from what is usually heard walking down the street on any given day. Sentences seem to not make sense from the perspective of 'normal english language usage.' Would you agree?
The Convintion sucked canel water in my opinyon.But how do you talk to 160 nations with one micraphone?I had prayed for a word from the lord. But he remained silent.I did see one girl ther with the JOY of the LORD all over her.That made it all worth having a convention. OHIO DAVE
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