A Day Without An Immigrant
The day's first report:
Our normal thirty-five minute commute was reduced to twelve. Hmmm... can this become a regular event???
The Hollywood Thoughts staff is feeling a bit unappreciated these days, so we're spearheading a few other 'special days' (some may find them a bit self-serving):
*A Day Without A White Guy From The Valley
*A Monday Or A Friday Without Work If I Don't Feel Like It
*A Day Where I Still Get Paid When I March At The 'Day Without A White Guy From The Valley' Demonstration
Here's one for parents that feel under-valued:
*A Day Without Your Mom (or Dad) Whose Tired Of Picking-Up Your Crap
Come to think of it, I bet there's plenty of women out there that would appreciate their own 'Day Without Your Wife/Girlfriend 'Cause Then You'll Know How Much I Do For You, You Ungrateful Bastard'.
Some other nominees:
*A Day Without Paris Hilton
*A Day Where I Don't Have To Pay Sprint Because They Drop All My Calls
*A Day Without Some-Guy-Alone-In-His-Prius-In-The-Carpool-Lane
*A Day Where My Drive-Thru Jumbo Jack With Cheese Doesn't Get Read Back As A "Yumbo Yack With Jizz"
*A Day Without Parking Meter Maids
*A Day Without Traffic Control Cops In The Intersections Slowing Everything Down (see: Laurel Cyn & Ventura)
*A Day Without Mayor Villaraigosa At Some Photo-OP
Send YOUR nominations...