Monday, May 01, 2006

A Day Without An Immigrant

The day's first report:

Our normal thirty-five minute commute was reduced to twelve. Hmmm... can this become a regular event???

The Hollywood Thoughts staff is feeling a bit unappreciated these days, so we're spearheading a few other 'special days' (some may find them a bit self-serving):

*A Day Without A White Guy From The Valley

*A Monday Or A Friday Without Work If I Don't Feel Like It

*A Day Where I Still Get Paid When I March At The 'Day Without A White Guy From The Valley' Demonstration

Here's one for parents that feel under-valued:

*A Day Without Your Mom (or Dad) Whose Tired Of Picking-Up Your Crap

Come to think of it, I bet there's plenty of women out there that would appreciate their own 'Day Without Your Wife/Girlfriend 'Cause Then You'll Know How Much I Do For You, You Ungrateful Bastard'.

Some other nominees:

*A Day Without Paris Hilton

*A Day Where I Don't Have To Pay Sprint Because They Drop All My Calls

*A Day Without Some-Guy-Alone-In-His-Prius-In-The-Carpool-Lane

*A Day Where My Drive-Thru Jumbo Jack With Cheese Doesn't Get Read Back As A "Yumbo Yack With Jizz"

*A Day Without Parking Meter Maids

*A Day Without Traffic Control Cops In The Intersections Slowing Everything Down (see: Laurel Cyn & Ventura)

*A Day Without Mayor Villaraigosa At Some Photo-OP

Send YOUR nominations...


At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Slacker,

Easy on the traffic cop comments. We're only here to help.

Your Brother-in-law. Live from Camden.

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