Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Hilton Get Out Of Jail Card: Lee Baca

Hollywood Thoughts bets that we'll hear Sheriff Lee Baca try to justify his decision to spring the celebutard because of county jail overcrowding.


While the Sheriff has a good argument for obtaining funds to build more jails (so the crooks aren't going free), the bigger message being sent is: When you've got the dough, you're free to go.

For anyone that hasn't heard: The most recent account has Hilton's shrink convincing Baca to release Paris because she was on the edge of a breakdown (Sure. She's the first person incarcerated in L.A.'s Twin Towers to have ever felt that way). How soon 'til some con files a lawsuit over being someone's bee-yaatch or a bout of the night sweats...???


At 8:07 AM, Blogger Ontario Emperor said...

Actually, Baca used "medical reasons" to justify this. Overcrowding would be really lame, since she was in the special needs area and didn't have a cellmate.

Oh well, if Baca can't keep Paris out of jail, maybe he can get others released - I mean reassigned.

At 8:30 AM, Blogger DodgerJon said...

That's what we're hearing now, Ontario... just wait. We'll soon hear him making the argument for, "this is what happens when our jails are so overcrowded..."

At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Mad Myke said...

Too bad she's not staying in jail. I'm sure the other women inmates were waiting to tackle Paris' haggard, abused Va Jay Jay.

Oh well!


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